Onesie Rhymes: Quality Control, Alison and her Onesie Wearing Antics Posted on: 02/11/2013 Onesie Wearing Antics - All Revealed! I love my onesies, I wear them all the time. If they're not on me, they're hanging on the line. I wear my onesies for cleaning and doing the ironing too, I even cut the long grass in them, it's a good job I have a few. Alison Green, Quality Control. Where would you wear your onesie? Why not create-your-very own personalised onesie for your onesie adventure? Share this page?